Questionnaire

Date: 26 Apr 2025

Found this questionnaire by Mousecky and thought it would be fun to fill out.

  • Name: Flexandr
  • Origin of name: either a typo or a pun on 'flex' because I'm a showoff. Alexander isn't even my real name. The origin of 'Vishnya' is even more stupid: I was looking for a fake last name to use online back in 2016 and just happened to land on something cherry-related. I don't even care about cherries, but after that my online presence became tied to them which is pretty funny.
  • Sex: undefined
  • Birthdate: you can deduce it using the information on this website if you really want to know.
  • Constellation: I like Cygnus the most.
  • Blood type: группа крови на рукаве...
  • In a past life I was: messing with time and space.
  • Lives in: my head rent free.
  • Born in: not born. I've been there since the dawn of time.
  • Piercings: my heart has been pierced many times indeed.
  • Occupation: currently occupied with this questionnaire.
  • Year level: at the time of writing this, I am what people call a 'NEET'.
  • Similar to: the song The Fool by Fleshgod Apocalypse, the likes of Kokichi Oma, and the joker character archetype.
  • Height: average.
  • Weight: underweight.
  • Foot size: ???
  • Hand size: hand
  • Hobby: observation and creation.
  • Special skill: finding or coming up with a deeper meaning in anything. "It's not that deep", you say? I beg to differ. If any and all experience has meaning, then you have no need to look for meaning in life itself.
  • Grip strength: "if you love something, let it go"
  • Hairstyle: short.
  • Catchphrase: "haha", "справедливо", " :) "
  • Luxury items: any item is a luxury item for some. It's a pain having to deal with people who tell you to "just buy a new __".
  • Proud of: my skills.
  • Qualifications: "I know this, trust me bro"
  • Phone: I dream of switching to a dumb phone sometime in the future.
  • Type in men: I don't think I have anything of the sort. And if I had, I would be too embarrassed to admit.
  • Type in women: same as above.
  • Fav. word: indeed.
  • Fav. celebrity: real people are a disappointment.
  • Fav. food: I'd like to say I've got nothing, but on second thought, my mom's cooking is one of the things I take for granted. So here's your answer.
  • Disliked food: I don't really know. I guess anything that's too annoying to eat, with all the bones and the like. It's just not worth the effort.
  • Fav. drink: tea.
  • Disliked drink: plain water. Such a waste of time.
  • Fav. subject: art because everyone praised me, and English because of how easy it is, being fluent in a country where no one can speak a word.
  • Disliked subject: I dreaded school in general. I doubt I'll ever recover from my fear of math and even arithmetic (I either have dyscalculia or a special case of stupid). It's a shame though, because math sounds like something I could enjoy in some alternate timeline.
  • Fav. show: Breaking Bad
  • Fav. movie: I only watched a handful of classics and a long time ago, so I definitely didn't understand them. American Psycho maybe?
  • Fav. book: Psychological Types by Carl Jung. It was a life-changing book for me. I don't read fiction much except to educate myself as a writer, but if you're asking for that, I can also name the Lord of the Rings. My English wasn't very good when I first picked it up so it took me quite some time to finish haha. Yet, the challenge is precisely why I enjoyed it so much.
  • Fav. sport: I'm a certified shower arguing champion.
  • Fav. music: if I had to name specific genres, I guess it's black metal, doom metal, gothic metal, stuff like that.
  • Fav. brand: people actually care about brands?
  • Fav. flower: narcissus.
  • Fav. game: Minecraft because nostalgia. Honorable mentions: Stanley Parable, Terraria, Stardew Valley, and all the Flash games I played as a kid.
  • My car: vrooooom
  • Future dream: to die quickly and painlessly.
  • Fav. animal: cats would be a basic answer, so I'll go with birds. Just any kind of bird. I think they're awesome.
  • I spend my holidays: in my head, just like any other day.
  • I respect: strong people.
  • Most wanted: as I am now, I have no need to wish for more. Although, sometimes I wish to experience human company in a way that doesn't make me extremely ashamed of myself and renders me incapable of enjoying social interaction fully. But this is never happening and I'm fine with that.
  • Want to go to: it's all the same everywhere so why bother?
  • Want to do: I can name a couple of people.
  • Hangs out at: my room.
  • At karaoke I sing: you guys go to karaoke?
  • First CD bought: no need to buy media I can pirate.
  • Lately really into: making silly little things.
  • Secretly into: it wouldn't be much of a secret if I told you, would it?
  • If I was reborn: I would be very frustrated.
  • Needed for world peace: if we define peace as absence of conflict, then obviously extinction of all life forms is the answer, for conflict in all its forms is the basis of life. Of course, with a more nuanced definition the answer would be more nuanced as well.
  • I want to stress: life is difficult, but you can always quit.
  • Doubts about: whether or not I might be missing something.